In the early days of our collective madness, the stampede was from the front door to the far corner of the store, to our stash of toilet paper.
That craze died down as customers realized we have a steady supply of paper goods.
The next shopping binge is likely to be meat, as processing plants are hit with high levels of the coronavirus.
After that?
This aisle.
While our selection of hair dye appears fairly robust, a closer look reveals the gaps. The touch-up products are running low or sold out altogether.
It won’t be long before stay-at-homers will have to dive in head first.